Joey sat behind the wheel of his beat up, dinged up, dented up, bald tires, and cracked windshield eighteen-year-old Honda with 300,000 miles on it. Farlo sat next to him. Tina lied on the back seat. The car was parked on the edge of the lot of a 7-Eleven.
Farlo sipped his Starbucks’ coffee. Joey glared at him. “When do I get coffee?”
“When I think you’re clean.”
“I’ve been clean for ten days.”
Farlo said, “One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind. You ever hear that quote?”
Joey said, “You think I’m stupid. Of course, I heard it.”
“Who said it?” demanded Farlo.
“You got the quote wrong. You didn’t even quote it right.”
Farlo moved his head slightly to the left to glance at Joey, “If I find any hallucinogens in the house I’ll hang you upside down with a rope around your feet from the oak tree in back and let Tina use you for attack practice.”
“I said I was clean I never tried that stuff. But the quote is and I’m certain I’m right, “One large step for a small woman and an even bigger step for a tall woman. Marcy Bloomberg said it on E! I’m sure that’s it. So, you’re wrong.”
Farlo twisted in his seat, “If we weren’t on the job, I’d smack you across your head and knock some stuff around, you are one sorry case.”
“You wanna bet who’s right, or are you chicken? What are you saying, I don’t hear you. I see your lips moving,” said Joey.
In a flash, Farlo’s left are shot out straight and caught Joey by the neck. Farlo’s thumb pressed into Joey’s windpipe, his fingers squeezed on the back of Joey’s neck. Joey gagged, “You’re killing me. Stop.”
“I’m not killing you. I’m giving you tough love. That’s what the manual calls it. Now admit you made it up.”
“I didn’t. Ouch. Yes, yes, I made it up,” coughed Joey.
Farlo released his head. Tina, now on her haunches on the backseat, her head rested on the top of Farlo’s seat.
Farlo said, “Repeat after me. I will not bullshit Farlo ever again.” He tightened his grip on Joey’s throat.
“I will not bullshit Farlo ever again,” said Joey. He sounded like a cat tossing up a hairball.
Farlo released his grip. He turned his attention back to the 7-Eleven.
“What manual are you talking about?” asked Joey rubbing his throat with his left hand.
“The one Filo wrote,” said Farlo.
Farlo took the top of his coffee and blew the aroma towards Joey.
“That’s cruel. You don’t have to worry about a heart attack, because you don’t have one,” said Joey.
Farlo put the cover back on his coffee, took a sip and stared into the 7-Eleven. A nondescript white van pulled into the parking lot. It didn’t have a front license plate. It drove slowly around the lot and pulled in front of the 7-Eleven.
“You see that?” asked Farlo.
“What?” asked Joey.
“The van. What are you doing, fantasizing about the date you’ll never have because no woman in right mind will ever date you.”
“I’m not choosy, she doesn’t have to be in her right mind,” said Joey.
“Look, it doesn’t have a license plate, front or back,” said Farlo.
“So? Maybe their test driving it from the dealership,” said Joey.
Two men got out of the van. One from the driver’s side, the other from the passenger side. The driver, a five foot four-inch slim guy was wearing s dark hoodie with the hood pulled up over his head. The other man, six-inches taller, was heavy. He looked like he was in training to be a sumo wrestler. He wore a black stocking hat pulled down tight and stopping at the edge of eyebrows. The shorter said something to the taller man and pointed at Joey’s car. They stared at it, mumbled something between them, turned and went in the 7-Eleven.
Joey’s eyes were closed. He was massaging his neck and throat. Farlo punched Joey on the bicep, “It’s go time. Follow my lead.”
Joey rubbed his bicep. “Hey, that hurts. Can’t you say, ‘Joey, it’s go time.’ No you can’t you have to use brute force. What’s go time? What are we doing? Are you going to rob the 7-Eleven? I’m not going.”
What is happening at the 7-Eleven? What is go-time? Did Joey learn his lesson? Who is Filo?