“Ray, Ray, Ray! I have a great idea,” shouts Vinnie.
I look up from my laptop and say, “Why do you have to say my name three times?”
“Because I don’t want you to forget it,” says Vinnie. Dexter said it was a good idea.
“Dexters a beagle. He can’t talk,” I tell Vinnie.
“He can, Ray. He told me if you don’t bring me back, I can get him the leftover piece of pizza you saved for lunch.”
“Okay, you can return in 10 days, give me a break, Vinnie.”
“Can I come back, sooner, Ray? Ten days is like next year. Please, Ray. I’m being polite, Ray. Does that count? says Vinnie.
I’ve got to bring Vinnie back. It’s the only way he’ll give me peace. I think I’ll say a prayer for his mom and dad. LOL.