A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.
“You hurt all over?” asked the doctor. “Be more specific.”
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, “Ow, that hurts.” Then she touched her left cheek and yelled, “Ouch! That hurts, too.” Then she touched her right earlobe, “Ow, that hurts”, she cried.
The doctor examined her and gave her his diagnosis, “You have a broken finger.”