Today’s Smile 😃

Joe: “The personnel office at work asked me who I want listed as an emergency contact.”

Pete: “What did you say?”

Joe: ” I said, ‘A very good doctor.'”


  1. When my wife suffered, what turned out to be a psychosomatic, gall-bladder attack, I rushed her to the nearest hospital – a Catholic one. While they quickly bundled her upstairs, I remained behind to fill out the needed paper-work. The admitting clerk asked, “Religion.” I replied, “No thanks.” “Sir, if your wife dies, we need to know whether to call a priest or a minister.” “If my wife dies, you’d better call a lawyer!” 😯

    1. Thanks for the comment. I like your style. Here’s hoping your holiday season is filled with good health, love, and happiness and 2021 shines bright for you and those you love. Stay healthy. Stay strong. Ray

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