Joe: “I don’t play favorites.” Pete: “That’s great, Joe.” Joe: “I offend everyone.”

Joe: “My psychiatrist asked me if I was suffering from all my delusions.” Pete: “What did you say?” Joe: “I … More

Joe: “I was reading where someone said, ‘money talks.’” Pete: “Do you agree with that?” Joe: “Yah, all mine says … More

Joe: “I had an aha moment and saw my life as a big examination.” Pete: “What insights did you get?” … More

Joe: “I interviewed for a new job and I was asked, ‘Where do you see yourself in ten years?’” Pete: … More

Joe: “The good news is: I’m pretty much who I say I am.” Pete: “What’s the bad news?” Joe: “I’m … More

Joe: “My girlfriend told me I must be witty and intelligent.” Pete: “Did she say why?” Joe: “She said because … More

Joe: “I met this beautiful woman yesterday and she said I was her type.” Pete: “How did it work out?” … More