Q: What did the duck say when she bought lipstick? A: “Put it on my bill.”
7. Nick says, “What’s a beautiful broad like you doing in the Lucky Canary?” “Who you calling a beautiful … More
6 Nick and Tony finish their beers and Legos brings two more bottles to the table. “We didn’t order … More
There were two cows in a field. One said: “Moo.” The other cow said: “I was going to say that!” … More
A guy shows up to work at 9 a.m. The boss yells, “You should’ve been here at 8.30!” The guy … More
5 “Don’t finish what I’m gonna say, Legos. It puts a whammy on my brain.” “What brain? A gerbil … More
4. Tony says, “What’s the big idea? How much we going to score? You got my attention when you … More
My friend ask me to round up her 4 cats. I said, “Five.”
How many opticians does it take to change a lightbulb? Is it one or two? One… or two?
Tony shares a secret beer drinking tip he learned from his Uncle Carlo. The Lucky Canary returns tomorrow, February 17th.