Joe: “My boss was angry with me this morning. She kept shouting at me for nearly an hour.”  Pete: “How … More

Joe: “A cold caller was trying to sell me a cemetery plot.” Pete: “What did you say?” Joe: “I told … More

Joe: “I received a letter from my credit card company that said, ‘FINAL NOTICE.’” Pete: “What are you going to … More

Joe: “About ten years ago I threw a boomerang as far and as hard as I could.” Pete: “How’d it … More

Joe: “I set up a blind date between two of my lisping friends.” Pete: “How did it go?” Joe: “After … More

Joe: “My girlfriend broke up with me. She said my ego was too big.” Pete: “How did you react?” Joe: … More

Joe: “I got in trouble at a DUI roadblock.” Pete: “What happened.” Joe: “I was polite. I asked the policeman … More

Joe: “I went to the doctor and he told me my tonsils have to come out. I told him I … More

Joe: “My wife complained that our neighbor kisses his wife goodbye each morning but I don’t.” Pete: “What did you … More