Joe: “My Girlfriend told me I treat our relationship like it’s some kind of game!.” Pete: “What did you tell … More

What did the man say to the bartender? I’ll have a corona, hold the virus. C’mon, turn up the corners! 🙂

Joe: “My girlfriend asked me if I ever wanted to get married” Pete: “What did you tell her?” Joe: “I’m … More

Joe: “My girlfriend is 21 and I’m 45. We go out to eat in a restaurant but the whole time … More

Joe: “My girlfriend thinks she’s a singer. I can always tell when she is at the door.” Pete: “Does she … More

Joe: “Where did you get that iWatch, Pete?” Pete: “I won it in a race.” Joe: “How many people were … More

Joe: “Pete, I need help. What do I give my girlfriend? She has everything.” Pete: “Penicillin.” Source

Joe: “I slept like a log last night.” Pete: “That’s great. Joe: “Only problem, I woke up in the fireplace.” … More

Joe:  “I said to my personal trainer, ‘I not sure I can do that yoga stretch.” Pete: “What did your … More