Joe: “I told my girlfriend, men have feelings too. She asked me to give her an example.” Pete: “What did … More

Joe: “My personal trainer asked me what was my favorite machine to use at the gym.” Pete: “What did you … More

Joe: “My girlfriend asked me to go because I’m too lazy. She said, “Pack your close and leave.” Pete: “What … More

Joe: “I’m considering a career in crime.” Pete: “Are you going to run for governor?”

Joe: “My buddy Tom died while playing charades.” Pete: “That’s too bad. What happened?” Joe: “He was having a heart … More

Joe: “My ex girlfriend used to love it when she’d come home and find me waiting for her.” Pete: “What … More

Joe: “My girlfriend got a tattoo of a chameleon.” Pete: “What’s it look like?’ Joe: “That’s just it, I can’t … More

Joe: “If I listened to my wife I wouldn’t be in the trouble I am in right now.” Pete: “What … More

Joe: “I got two dogs and named them Calvin and Klein.” Pete: “Like the underwear.” Joe: “No, they are boxers.” … More

Joe: “I stopped taking my dog to the park because the ducks were always biting him.” Pete: “Why do you … More