Joe: “My supervisor asked me if I knew the difference between ignorance and apathy.” Pete: “How did you answer?” Joe: … More

Joe: “My girlfriend told me I was very immature.” Pete: ‘What did you say?” Joe: “I asked her to join … More

Joe: “I went for a job interview and was asked if I was an optimist.” Pete: “What did you say?” … More

Joe: “My psychiatrist told me I’m suffering from illusions of grandeur.” Pete: What did you say?” Joe: “I told my … More

Joe: “I was stopped for speeding. The policeman checked my license and wanted to know why I wasn’t wearing glasses. … More

Joe: “My girlfriend asked me if I knew the difference between me and a puppy. I said, ‘What?” Pete: “What … More

Joe: “I went to renew my driver’s license and the clerk asked me if I was an organ donor.” Pete: … More

Joe: “I went to see my doctor because I can’t stop my hands from shaking. She asked me if I … More