Joe: “I’ll always remember my grandpa’s last words.” Pete: “What were they?” Joe: “He said, “Stop shaking the latter, Joe.”
Category: Humor
The Lucky Canary ~ Is The Best Man, The Best Man at a Wedding?
5 Joey Maglioni, the short, thin, wiry, part Italian, part African American, escapee from the Bridgewater minimum security prison, struts … More
🐤 The Lucky Canary ~ Officer Reilly is Jonesing a Donut – His Blood Sugar is Low LOL
4 Reilly and Flanagan, the two Irish cops, walk in, hands on the pistol in their holsters. The heads in … More
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My ex girl friend keeps missing me.” Pete: “She does” Joe: “Yes, but her aim keeps improving.”
🐤 The Lucky Canary ~ Tony Wants Nick’s Celtic’s t-Shirt if Tina Kills Him LOL
3 Nick, Tony, Bogey, Roxie, and Legos turn toward the door. A dog with a trailing leash dashes in … More
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “Pete, you want to my idea of an honest relationship?” Pete: “What are you thinking, Joe.” Joe: “Giving my … More
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My girlfriend said, ‘You haven’t heard one word I’ve said.” Pete: “What did you say?” Joe: “I said, “You … More
🐤 The Lucky Canary ~ Bogey Wants to Exorcise Nick’s Funk
2 Bogey waddles over to the bar, “The stool next to you taken, blues broad? Bogey wants to share Bogey’s … More
🐤 The Lucky Canary ~ The Gang is Back and Nick’s Depressed
1 Nick Donato and Tony Abatti, lifelong buddies, sit at the corner table in The Lucky Canary. They grew up … More
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “This weekend I’m planning for the future.” Pete: “How so, Joe?” Joe: “Instead of one case of beer, I’m … More