Joke for Today: Joe’s Optometrist Girlfriend Has Vision Problems
Ray Calabrese Joe: "My optometrist girlfriend walked into a trash can." Pete: "How did she do that?" Joe: "She didn't see it coming."
Joke of the Day: Joe’s Seeing Spots
Joe: 'I went to the optometrist because I was seeing spots and she prescribed new glasses." Pete: "Did they work?" Joe: "Yah. Now, the sports are brighter and clearer."
Joke of the Day: Joe Snoops on His Grandfather
Joe: "My grandfather is acting strange. Everyday at 3 he picks up the widow across the street and they take off. I followed them." Pete: "Where did they go?" Joe:…
Joke of the Day: Joe has In-Law Problems
Joe: "I'd rather be bitten by a vicious dog than deal with my mother-in-law?" Pete: "Why?" Joe: "A vicious dog eventually lets go."
Poem for Today: The Vagabonds by Bliss Carman
Bliss Carman's "The Vagabonds" is a poetic exploration of wanderlust and a metaphorical journey through life. It illustrates the vagabonds as time travelers, drifting from place to place, following the…
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Dog Has a Duck Problem
Joe: "Every time I walk my dog in the park the ducks try to bite him." Pete: "Have you figured out why?" Joe: "My vet told me it was because…
Today’s Joke: Joe Share His Dieting Tip
Joe: "I'm a light eater." Pete: "How do you do it?" Joe: "As soon as the light goes on I eat."
Today’s Joke: Joe Gets in Trouble with His Boss
Joe's boss stops a meeting to ask Joe what he's doing. Joe gets in trouble again. Read on to catch the punchline.
Today’s Joke: Joe Has Strange Ideas of Exercise
Joe stops bench pressing at the gym, seeking a change in routine.
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Girlfriend Broke Up With Him
Joe: "My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta obsession." Pete: "How are you feeling?" Joe: "I'm feeling cannelloni right now."
