Edamame, Greasy Hair, & Bushy Eyebrows
Ray Calabrese Some days you can't help meeting people you don't want to meet in this life or any life. It's not that they are carrying a virus, although, it's possible. I look…
I Don’t Understand – No Entiendo!
There are things I don't understand. Many times I accept the explanation of experts. How does electricity work? I don't care. I do care it works. Where does my bodily…
The Tomato Heist & Really Tough Love
Joey Giamano's dad owned Giamano's Pizza and Bar. A warehouse separated Giamano's Pizza and Bar from the tenement building where I lived. You're probably wondering where is Ray going with…
Life Is Good & So Is My Frittata
Important research. The outcome of my research may stop global warming, the Israelis and Palestinians might join forces in whacking a pinata, and the NFL may go the whole season…
Female Wisdom & A Haircut
I started today with good intentions. I start every day with good intentions. Good intentions and a good cup or two of coffee help keep planet Earth on its axis.…
The Gift
I love my birthday. I love Christmas. I love surprise gifts. I enjoy giving gifts and seeing eyes light up. And, I enjoy receiving them as well - except for the…
Outsmarted by a Bird Brain
Who's smarter, a sparrow or me? Obviously a sparrow. Who's smarter, mourning doves or me? No trick questions, it's the mourning doves. Who's smarter, hummingbirds or me? Again, I come…
What’s More Dangerous than Piranha?
Question: What is more dangerous than being tossed into a locked, fenced pen with six hungry, mean looking, drooling, barking pit bulls? You in the last row. What's that, Piranha?…
Postal Service?
I put it off. I put it off. I put it off. "What did you put off, Ray?" No, I filed my taxes on time. I paid the balance on…
There’s More Than Coffee at Starbucks
I enjoy my morning coffee. I like a rich dark roast. I like my coffee as it is, no add-ons, no sweeteners, nada, I also like the dark roasts at…
