Pat: “My girlfriend said to me, “I’m sick of you pretending to be a detective. I think we should split … More

My Dad said to me, “Son, I wanted you to know you were adopted.” I shouted, “You’re kidding! Really?” He … More

Ken: “I got fired from my job as a taxi driver.” Jen: “Oh no. What happened?” Ken: “My riders didn’t … More

Larry: “Nick, I bought a dog off a locksmith today.” Nick: “That so. How’s the dog behaving?” Larry: “As soon … More

Dana: Brenda, what do you call a sad strawberry? Brenda, “Gee, I don’t know, what?” Dana: “A blueberry.” Source

Sam: “My girlfriend is angry with me. She said I ruined her birthday.” Oscar: “What did you do?” Sam: “I’m … More

Sam: Thanks, Sue, for explaining the word “many” to me. Sue: No problem, Sam. Sam: It really means a lot. Source

A boy asks his Dad one day, “Dad, why is my sister called Paris?” His Dad replies, “Because she was … More

Ben: My grandfather died peacefully, in his sleep. Mary: It’s a good way to go. Ben: At least he didn’t die … More

Larry: I couldn’t believe that the highway department called my dad a thief. Joe: They had some nerve. Larry: But … More