Joe: My doctor asked me if I want to be an organ donor. Pete: What did you say? Joe: I … More
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Today’s Smile ๐
Molly: “My boyfriend plays goalie for the hockey team.” Sophie: “That’s nice.” Molly: “Yes, he’s a keeper.”
Today’s Smile ๐
Joe: “I’ll never fall in love with a pastry chef.” Pete: “Why’s that, Joe?” Joe: “I’m afraid she’ll dessert me.”
Today’s Smile ๐
Joe: “My girlfriend is like a unicorn.” Pete: “In what way, Joe?” Joe: “She doesn’t exist.”
Today’s Smile ๐
Joe: “My girlfriend broke up with me.” Pete: “How long had you been together?” Joe: “Since yesterday.”
Today’s Smile ๐
Joe: “My friend Mike gave me some bad news.” Pete: “What did he say?” Joe: “He told me my girlfriend … More
Today’s Smile ๐
Joe: “I’ll always remember my grandpa’s last words.” Pete: “What were they?” Joe: “He said, “Stop shaking the latter, Joe.”
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Joe: “My ex girl friend keeps missing me.” Pete: “She does” Joe: “Yes, but her aim keeps improving.”
Today’s Smile ๐
Joe: “Pete, you want to my idea of an honest relationship?” Pete: “What are you thinking, Joe.” Joe: “Giving my … More
Today’s Smile ๐
Joe: “This weekend I’m planning for the future.” Pete: “How so, Joe?” Joe: “Instead of one case of beer, I’m … More