Joe: “I’m considering a career in crime.” Pete: “Are you going to run for governor?”

Joe: “My buddy Tom died while playing charades.” Pete: “That’s too bad. What happened?” Joe: “He was having a heart … More

Joe: “My ex girlfriend used to love it when she’d come home and find me waiting for her.” Pete: “What … More

Joe: “My girlfriend got a tattoo of a chameleon.” Pete: “What’s it look like?’ Joe: “That’s just it, I can’t … More

Joe: “If I listened to my wife I wouldn’t be in the trouble I am in right now.” Pete: “What … More

Joe: “I got two dogs and named them Calvin and Klein.” Pete: “Like the underwear.” Joe: “No, they are boxers.” … More

Joe: “I stopped taking my dog to the park because the ducks were always biting him.” Pete: “Why do you … More

Joe: “I went to the doctor because I can’t stop telling airport jokes.” Pete: “What did your doctor say?” Joe: … More

Joe: “I tried to give up eating meat, but found out I couldn’t.” Pete: “Why is that, Joe?” Joe: “Every … More

Joe: “I asked my girlfriend to hand me the newspaper. She told me to be more tekkie and handed me … More