Joe: “I feel depressed.” Pete: “What’s bothering you, Joe?” Joe: “Why is it everything I love is either unhealthy, addicting … More

Joe: “I invited my girlfriend over for a seven-course meal.” Pete: “What did you serve?” Joe: “Delivery pizza and a … More

Joe: “I asked my girlfriend to meet me at the gym but she never showed up.” Pete: “That’s too bad, … More

Joe: “I asked my personal trainer if she could teach me yoga.” Pete: “What happened?” Joe: “When she asked me … More

Joe: “My doctor told me I had to watch my drinking?” Pete: “Is that a problem, Joe?” Joe: “No. I … More

Joe: “My girlfriend told me she doesn’t trust me.” Pete: “What did you say, Joe.” Joe: “I told her, that’s … More

Joe: “I’ve always had a poor relationship with my parents.” Pete: “Really? When did you first notice it?” Joe: “Right … More

Joe: “My dad never loved me as a child. But, I really can’t blame him.” Pete: “How so, Joe?” Joe: “I … More

Joe: “I just recently ended a 5 year relationship.” Pete: “That’s too bad, Joe.” Joe: “It’s okay, Pete, it wasn’t … More

Joe: “I talked to my wife and kids after the WiFi went down.” Pete: “That was nice.” Joe: “They seem … More