Joe: “My boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?” Pete: “What did you tell your boss?” … More

Question: What did the doctor say to the man who got sick at the airport? Answer: It’s a terminal illness … More

Question: How do you invite a fish to your party? Answer: Drop it a line. Source

Question: How do you properly identify a dogwood tree? Answer: By it’s bark. Source

Question: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team? Answer: She ran away from the ball. Source

Joe: “I didn’t really like gardening at first.” Pete: “Did you change your mind, Joe?” Joe: “Yah, it started to … More

Joe: “I eat at a different restaurant every day.” Pete: “I don’t tip, either.” Source

Question: Why was the faction nervous about marrying the decimal. Answer: He was afraid he’d have to convert. Source

Patient: “Doctor, I’ve swallowed a spoon.” Doctor: “Sit down and don’t stir.” Source