Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
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A chameleon’s wife was asking the chameleon for a divorce. The chameleon, with a devastated look on his face, asked, … More
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Q: What did one flea say to the other? A: Should we walk or take a dog?
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Q: Why do dogs run in circles? A: Because it’s hard to run in squares! Source
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Someone stole my mood ring. I don’t know how I feel about that.
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I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not so sure.
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What’s the definition of a Russian string quartet? A Soviet orchestra back from a US tour. Source
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A man walks into a library and asks if they have any books about paranoia. Librarian: “They’re right behind you!!”
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Q: What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator? A: A friend you can count on.