Joe: “I got fired as a bus driver for being too kind.” Pete: “Why did they do that?” Joe: “I … More
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Joe: “I got into an argument with co-workers, 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9.” Pete: “How did it work out?” … More
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Joe: “My girlfriend asked if I knew the difference between arguing with me and a knife.” Pete: “What did you … More
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Joe: “I scheduled my annual physical exam. I told my wife the doctor wants me to bring a stool sample, … More
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Joe: “My girlfriend and I went hiking. We got in an argument and she threw her GPS device at me.” … More
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Joe: “My computer crashed after I spent two hours working on my paper for my night class.” Pete: “What are … More
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Joe: “I asked this woman at work for a date.” Pete: “How did it go?” Joe: “The date was delicious. … More
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Joe: “My online dating profile says I’m paid to travel and have direct responsibility for hundreds of people.” Pete: “How’s … More
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Joe: “I broke up with my seismologist girlfriend.” Pete: “Why? I thought you guys were getting along.” Joe: “Trouble is, … More
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Joe: “I’m looking for new job. I can’t take my boss’s bad language.” Pete: “What did you boss say?” Joe: … More