Joke for Today
Ray Calabrese Joe and Pete are at it again Joe: "The pastor at my church wanted to know if I would do some volunteer work." Pete: "What did you say?" Joe: "I…
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Joe: "I got fired as a bus driver for being too kind." Pete: "Why did they do that?" Joe: "I gave up my seat to a blind man."
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Joe: "I got into an argument with co-workers, 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9." Pete: "How did it work out?" Joe: "Not well. The odds were against me."
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Joe: "My girlfriend asked if I knew the difference between arguing with me and a knife." Pete: "What did you say?" Joe: "I didn't know. She said, "At least a…
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Joe: "I scheduled my annual physical exam. I told my wife the doctor wants me to bring a stool sample, urine sample, and sperm sample." Pete: "What did your wife…
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Joe: "My girlfriend and I went hiking. We got in an argument and she threw her GPS device at me." Pete: "What did you do?" Joe: "I told her, "Thanks,…
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Joe: "My computer crashed after I spent two hours working on my paper for my night class." Pete: "What are you going to do?" Joe: "Looks like I'll have to…
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Joe: "I asked this woman at work for a date." Pete: "How did it go?" Joe: "The date was delicious. But I didn't get a date."
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Joe: "My online dating profile says I'm paid to travel and have direct responsibility for hundreds of people." Pete: "How's it working for you?" Joe: "Not to too well. The…
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Joe: "I broke up with my seismologist girlfriend." Pete: "Why? I thought you guys were getting along." Joe: "Trouble is, she was always looking for faults."
