Comedy fun

Joe: “My psychiatrist told me me I have acute paranoia.” Pete: “What did you say?” Joe: “I told the psychiatrist I want to be cured… Read More »Today’s Smile 😃

Joe: “I called my doctor’s office for an appointment and the receptionist said, “How about 10 tomorrow?” Pete: “Did that work?” Joe: “No, I didn’t… Read More »Today’s Smile 😃

Joe: “I told my psychologist that I think I’m psychic. Pete: What did your psychologist say?” Joe: “She asked me when I first experienced being… Read More »Today’s Smile 😃

Joe: “I asked my personal trainer at the gym what machine I should use to impress the ladies.” Pete: “What did your personal trainer recommend?”… Read More »Today’s Smile 😃

Joe: “I moved into a new apartment building today.” Pete: “That’ great. Does it have a gym in the building?” Joe: “I don’t know, I… Read More »Today’s Smile 😃

Joe: “I was asked to be an organ donor.” Pete: “What did you do?” Joe: “I donated a piece of liver I had in the… Read More »Today’s Smile 😃

Joe: “What do you call a person who cheated on every test in school and college?” Pete: “I have no idea, what?” Joe: Hopefully, not… Read More »Today’s Smile 😃

Joe: “I walked into my doctor’s office with a cucumber in my nose, a carrot in my left ear, and a banana in my right ear.”… Read More »Today’s Smile 😃

Joe: “I broke up with my optometrist girlfriend.” Pete: “Why did you break up?” Joe: “She was always saying do you like me like this… Read More »Today’s Smile 😃

Joe: “I told my libra girlfriend zodiac signs and horoscopes are a waste of time.” Pete: “Why is that, Joe?” Joe: “I’m a scorpio and… Read More »Today’s Smile 😃