funny jokes

Why was the pediatrician always losing his temper? Because he had little patients! Source

Why was the computer so tired when it got home? Because it had a hard drive! Source

I told my physical therapist that I broke my arm in two places. My therapist told me to stop going to those places. Source

A man seated at a bar turns to the man sitting next to him and says, “Hello, where are you from?” The man next to… Read More »Today’s Smile 😃

Husband: “When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?” Wife: “I clean the toilet.” Husband: “How does… Read More »Today’s Smile 😃

While visiting a country school, the chairman of the Board Of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next… Read More »Today’s Smile 😃

“I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed… Read More »Today’s Smile 😃

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? “If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!” Source