Joe: “I’ve learned how to multitask. I’m really good at it.” Pete: “What are the things you do, Joe, when … More
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Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My son keeps complaining of headaches. I think I know the cause.” Pete: “What wrong?” Joe: “I keep telling … More
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I’ve been in love with same woman for ten years.” Pete: “That’s nice to hear, Joe.” Joe: “If my … More
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I went to see a psychiatrist and told him, ‘nobody listens to me.’” Pete: “What did the psychiatrist say?” … More
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I at a restaurant and the food was fit for a king. I took everything I couldn’t eat, home.” … More
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I’m worried about my relationship with my girlfriend.” Pete: “What’s going on, Joe?” Joe: “She took me off speed … More
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: My girlfriend hates winter, she complains the cold hurts her face. I got her the perfect birthday gift.” Pete: … More
Today’s Smile 😃
Molly, “I’ve got a coffee date with guy from my online dating site? I’m worried he won’t recognize me.” Sophie: … More
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I hate surprise.” Pete: “Why’s that, Joe?” Joe: “My girlfriend told my wife she’s pregnant.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I took my girlfriend to the movies and she wanted to hold hands throughout the movie.” Pete: “Was she … More