Joe: “I was stopped for speeding. The policeman checked my license and wanted to know why I wasn’t wearing glasses. … More

Joe: “My girlfriend asked me if I knew the difference between me and a puppy. I said, ‘What?” Pete: “What … More

Joe: “I went to renew my driver’s license and the clerk asked me if I was an organ donor.” Pete: … More

Joe: “I went to see my doctor because I can’t stop my hands from shaking. She asked me if I … More

Joe “My boss came in early and found me kissing his secretary. He hollered, “Is this why I pay you?” … More

Joe: “I was mugged and beaten on my way home. Lucky for me a psychologist came to my help.” Pete: … More

Joe “I told my psychologist that no-one understands me.” Pete “What did your psychologist? say to that?” Joe: “My psychologist … More

Joe “My girlfriend is breaking up with me, because of my obsession with rhyming.” Pete: “That’s too bad. What did … More