Joe: “My boss told me to set up the company’s 401K. Pete: “How’s it going?” Joe: “Terrible. I’ll never be … More

Joe: “My girlfriend told me she can tell when I’m lying.” Pete: “What did she say.” Joe: “She says my … More

Joe: “I just got back from a pleasure trip.” Pete: “Where’d you go.” Joe: “I took my ex to the … More

Joe: “My girlfriend and I went to a lecture on kleptomania.” Pete: “Was it interesting.” Joe: “I took a lot … More

Joe: “I hate my mood swings.” Pete: “I imagine.” Joe: “They’re great.” Source

Joe: “I picked up a hitchhiker on my way home. He asked me what was in the box I had … More

Joe: “I asked my wife if she fantasizes about me.” Pete: “What did she say?” Joe: “She she fantasizes about … More

Joe: “I made dinner for two last night.” Pete: “I see things working out with your new girlfriend.” Joe: “I … More