I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 😃

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged. Source

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere. Source

I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that’s just nuts. Source

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A poodle and a collie are walking together when the poodle suddenly unloads on his friend. “My life is a … More

Why did the burglar shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway.

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The cable repairman was on my street and asked me what time it was. I told him it is between … More