A man walks into a coffee shop carrying a big chunk of asphalt under his arm. At the counter he … More
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m about to change.
A man is walking in the desert with his horse and his dog when the dog says, “I can’t do … More
Husband: “Last night I dreamt of a beautiful walk on a sandy beach.” Wife: “That explains the footprints I … More
Snake 1: ‘Are we poisonous?’ Snake 2: ‘I don’t know, why?’ Snake 1: ‘I just bit my lip.’
The mom called in vain for her young son. Then she searched the ground floor, the first story, the second, … More
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved.
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? A: “Does this taste funny … More
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who … More
A man walks into a bar and it’s empty – it’s just him and the bartender. He sits down and … More