Joe: “I got a new job. I’m working in a mirror factory.” Pete: “How’s it going?” Joe: “It’s something I … More
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Today’s Joke
Joe: “I’m going to break up with astronaut girlfriend.” Pete: “Why, Joe? Joe: “She’s always wanting space.”
Today’s Joke
Joe: “The judge sentenced my cousin for stealing a calendar.” Pete: “What was his sentence?” Joe: “He got twelve months.”
Today’s Joke
Joe: “I have a date for New Year’s Eve.” Pete: “Who is it?” Joe: “December 31st.”
Today’s Smile
Joe: “My girlfriend has a multiple personality disorder.” Pete: “That’s too bad.” Joe “It’s not a problem. She’s good people.”
Today’s Smile
Joe: “Every morning I tell my girlfriend I’m going jogging, but then I don’t go.” Pete: “What did she say?” … More
Today’s Smile
Joe: “My wife called me at work and said she started have contractions and said I need you to drive … More