Today’s Joke

Joe: “I got a new job. I’m working in a mirror factory.” Pete: “How’s it going?” Joe: “It’s something I … More

Joe: “I’m going to break up with astronaut girlfriend.” Pete: “Why, Joe? Joe: “She’s always wanting space.”

Joe: “The judge sentenced my cousin for stealing a calendar.” Pete: “What was his sentence?” Joe: “He got twelve months.”

Joe: “I have a date for New Year’s Eve.” Pete: “Who is it?” Joe: “December 31st.”

Today’s Smile

Joe: “My girlfriend has a multiple personality disorder.” Pete: “That’s too bad.” Joe “It’s not a problem. She’s good people.”

Joe: “Every morning I tell my girlfriend I’m going jogging, but then I don’t go.” Pete: “What did she say?” … More

Joe: “My wife called me at work and said she started have contractions and said I need you to drive … More