Why did the burglar shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
Tag: humor
Vinnie Returns Tomorrow
Vinnie knows just enough to get in trouble, but not enough to leave it alone (words from the Hank Williams … More
Vinnie Returns Monday Jan 20th
Vinnie up to something and it means there will be no rest for Vinnie’s mom. LOL Vinnie Returns Monday, January … More
Today’s Smile 😃
Woman 1: “What would you do if you sent your husband to bring potatoes up from the cellar and he … More
Vinnie’s Mom Can’t Sleep – Will Melatonin Help? LOL
10 Tale of Two Bedrooms . . . Three-thirty a.m. Sunday. Everyone on Mulberry Street is sound asleep with … More
Today’s Smile 😃
The cable repairman was on my street and asked me what time it was. I told him it is between … More
Vinnie’s Dad Reassures Vinnie’s Mom He Loves Her More Than Football
9 Later that Saturday afternoon . . . “Al, can you turn the ballgame off. We need to talk … More
Today’s Smile 😃
A wife complains to her husband: “Just look at that couple down the road, how lovely they are. He keeps … More
Today’s Smile 😃
I told my dad that he should embrace his mistakes. He had tears in his eyes. Then he hugged my … More
Vinnie’s Mom Needs Some Space
8. Eight a.m. . . . The door to Vinnie’s bedroom creases, “Mom, Dad, can I come out? I … More