Joe: “I was a vegetarian for a week.” Pete: “How did it work out?” Joe: “It was a big missed … More
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Joe: “I quit my job working for Starbucks.” Pete: “Did something go wrong?” Joe: “Nah. I got tired of the … More
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Joe: “I had to cancel my chiropractic appointment.” Pete: “Why did you cancel.” Joe: “My chiropractor had back to back … More
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Joe: “I used to be a velcro salesman.” Pete: “Why did you stop?” Joe: “I couldn’t stick with it.”
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Joe: “I stopped going to my massage therapist.” Pete: “What happened?” Joe: “She rubbed me the wrong way.”
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Joe: “My wife’s divorcing me for religious reasons.” Pete: “What are her reasons?” Joe: “She worships money and I’m broke.”
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Joe: “I had a job interview yesterday and was asked, “What drives you?” Pete: “What did you say?” Joe: “I … More
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Joe: “My girlfriend tells me being a waiter is a respectable job.” Pete: “What did you say?” Joe: “I said, … More
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Joe: “My boss gave me a list of tasks. When I checked off 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9 my … More
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Joe: “I had a job interview and was ask if I could handle a variety of tasks.” Pete: “What did … More