Joe: “I was going to quit all my bad habits for my New Year’s resolution, but I changed my mind.” … More
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Joe: “My girlfriend accused me of being paranoid.” Pete: “Did she say why?” Joe: “She actually didn’t say it, but … More
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Joe “I went to my psychiatrist because I was addicted to the hokey – pokey.” Pete “What did your psychiatrist … More
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Joe: “My girlfriend told the last thing she wanted to do was hurt me.” Pete: “That’s great.” Joe: “Then she … More
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Joe: “I’m depressed. I used to have a handle on life.” Pete: “What happened.” Joe: “My handle broke.”
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Joe: “Did you hear about all the break-ins at the downtown parking garage?” Pete: “No, what happened?” Joe: “It’s wrong … More
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Joe: “I went to a sporting goods store to buy some camo pants.” Pete: “”How did it go?” Joe: “I … More
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Joe: “I wasn’t planning to go for a run today, but I did.” Pete: “Why the change of heart?” Joe: … More
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Joe: “I had a panic attack, I thought the sun wasn’t going to rise.” Pete: “What did you do?” Joe: … More
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Joe: “Someone took my coffee mug at work today.” Pete: “That’s too bad.” Joe: “I’m going to the police station … More