Poem for Today ~ Messy Room
Ray Calabrese Messy Room Shel Silverstein Whosever room this is should be ashamed! His underwear is hanging on the lamp. His raincoat is there in the overstuffed chair, And the chair is…
Today’s Joke
Joe: "I was going to quit all my bad habits for my New Year's resolution, but I changed my mind." Pete: "Why did you change your mind?" Joe: "Nobody likes…
Today’s Smile
Joe: "My girlfriend accused me of being paranoid." Pete: "Did she say why?" Joe: "She actually didn't say it, but I know what she was thinking."
Today’s Smile
Joe "I went to my psychiatrist because I was addicted to the hokey - pokey." Pete "What did your psychiatrist say?" Joe "My psychiatrist said, to "Put my head in,…
Today’s Smile
Joe: "My girlfriend told the last thing she wanted to do was hurt me." Pete: "That's great." Joe: "Then she said it was still on her list."
Today’s Smile
Joe: "I'm depressed. I used to have a handle on life." Pete: "What happened." Joe: "My handle broke."
Today’s Smile
Joe: "Did you hear about all the break-ins at the downtown parking garage?" Pete: "No, what happened?" Joe: "It's wrong on so many levels."
Today’s Smile
Joe: "I went to a sporting goods store to buy some camo pants." Pete: ""How did it go?" Joe: "I couldn't find any."
Today’s Smile
Joe: "I wasn't planning to go for a run today, but I did." Pete: "Why the change of heart?" Joe: "The cops came out of nowhere."
Today’s Smile
Joe: "I had a panic attack, I thought the sun wasn't going to rise." Pete: "What did you do?" Joe: "I calmed down when it dawned on me."
