Today’s Joke: Joe Plans to Breakup With His Girlfriend
Joe: “I’m thinking of breaking up with my girlfriend. She’s a biology teacher.” Pete: “Is that a problem?” Joe: “Yes. She has too many skeletons in the closet.”
Love, Laugh, and Happiness
Joe: “I’m thinking of breaking up with my girlfriend. She’s a biology teacher.” Pete: “Is that a problem?” Joe: “Yes. She has too many skeletons in the closet.”
Joe: “My boss asked me if I was just ignorant or just apathetic?” Pete: “What did you say?” Joe: “I said, I don’t know and I don’t care.”
Joe: “I have an autumn joke. But I decided not tell you.” Pete: “Why won’t you tell me?” Joe: “You wouldn’t fall for it.”
Joe: “My friend’s grandfather invented Lifesavers.” Pete: “Tell me more.” Joe: “Yah, he made a mint.”
Joe: “I quit my job at the muffler factory.” Pete: “Why did you quit?” Joe: “It was too exhaustive.”
Joe: “I’m on a seafood diet.” Pete: “How’s it working?” Joe: “I see food and I eat it.”
Joe: “My brother was so proud of the gold medal he won at the city championships.” Pete: “He must have felt good.” Joe: “Yah, he had it bronzed.”
Joe: “I can see my dad getting old.” Pete: “How so?” Joe: “He has all the answers without being asked a question.”
Joe: “My doctor told me I was going deaf.” Pete: “How did you feel?” Joe: “The news was hard for me to hear.”
Laughter is the Best Medicine Joe: “I’m going to Las Vegas with my doctor.” Pete: “What’s her speciality?” Joe: “She’s a cardiologist.”