Today’s Joke: Joe’s Doctor Gives Him Bad News – Sort of!
Joe: “My doctor told me I was going deaf.” Pete: “How did you feel?” Joe: “The news was hard for me to hear.”
Love, Laugh, and Happiness
Joe: “My doctor told me I was going deaf.” Pete: “How did you feel?” Joe: “The news was hard for me to hear.”
Laughter is the Best Medicine Joe: “I’m going to Las Vegas with my doctor.” Pete: “What’s her speciality?” Joe: “She’s a cardiologist.”
Laugh Along With Joe and Pete Joe: “I told my son his brain was an app.” Pete: “Why did you do that?” Joe: “I was hoping he’d use it.”
Joe: “My boss told me I had management potential.” Pete: “That’s great. Why did your boss say that?” Joe: “Because I blame everyone else for my mistakes.”
Joe: “My girlfriend is a terrible cook.” Pete: “How bad of a cook is she?” Joe: “She’s so bad when I leave my dental floss in the kitchen, the roaches…
Joe: “My parents came up last weekend.” Pete: “That’s great.” Joe: “We let them out of the basement.”
Joe: “I quit my job working for the fire hydrant company.” Pete: “Why did you quit?” Joe: “I couldn’t fine a parking space anywhere near the plant.”
Joe: “I’m having trouble finding my dream job.” Pete; “What is your dream job?” Joe: I want to be a narrator for memes.”
Joe: “I have a new relationship goal.” Pete: “What is it?” Joe: “To get a relationship.”
Joe: “I have a new exercise routine.” Pete: “What is it, Joe?” Joe: “I’m running away from my problems, commitments, and responsibilities.”