Sam: “My girlfriend is angry with me. She said I ruined her birthday.” Oscar: “What did you do?” Sam: “I’m … More
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Sam: Thanks, Sue, for explaining the word “many” to me. Sue: No problem, Sam. Sam: It really means a lot. Source
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A boy asks his Dad one day, “Dad, why is my sister called Paris?” His Dad replies, “Because she was … More
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Ben: My grandfather died peacefully, in his sleep. Mary: It’s a good way to go. Ben: At least he didn’t die … More
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Larry: I couldn’t believe that the highway department called my dad a thief. Joe: They had some nerve. Larry: But … More
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Al: Bill, What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Bill: Gosh, I don’t know. Al: Same middle … More
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Mary: What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Sally: What? Mary: OMG!!!!!!! BREATHE!! BREATHEEEEE!!!!!
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Question: How does NASA organize a party? Answer: They planet. Source
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Mike: Why are math books so darn depressing? Jack: I have no idea. Why? Mike: They’re literally filled with problems. … More
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Mike: Pat, did you hear about the statistician who drowned crossing the river? Pat: No. Mike: It was three feet … More