Joe: “My dentist told me I need a crown?” Pete: “What did you say?” Joe: “I said, ‘Finally, someone who … More

Joe: “I once dated a girl with a lazy eye.” Pete: “How did it work out?” Joe: “Seems she was … More

Joe: “I met this beautiful girl and ask her to text me when she got home.” Pete: “What happened?” Joe: … More

Joe: “I got good news and bad news today from my lawyer.” Pete: “What was the bad news?” Joe: “My … More

Joe: “My girlfriend left me because she couldn’t handle my OCD.” Pete: “What did you say?” Joe “I told her … More

Joe: “”My wife wasn’t home the entire night. She said she spent the night at her sister’s house.” Pete: “What’s … More

Joe: “I’m starting to forget stuff.” Pete: “How long has this been going on, Joe.” Joe: “How long has what … More

Joe: “Pete, what do electric cars and diarrhea have in common?” Pete: “I don’t know, Joe.” Joe: “They’re both thinking, … More

Joe: “I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym again today.” Pete: “That’s too bad, Joe.” Joe: “It’s … More

Joe: “I love playing catch with my kids.” Pete: “That is nice, Joe.” Joe: “After I dropped one, I use … More