Joe: “I’m terrified of elevators.” Pete: “What are you doing if you don’t use elevators, Joe?” Joe: “I’m taking steps … More

Joe: “What do you call it when you know you’re right, but say you were wrong?” Pete: “I don’t have … More

Joe: “The fact that germs enter my body without my permission is not right.” Pete: “Right on, Joe.” Joe: “They … More

Joe: “I wanted to make sure my wife woke up with a smile this morning?” Pete: “What did you do?” … More

Joe: “I told a joke to my wife while she was having a baby.” Pete: “What did she say, Joe?” … More

Joe: “Pete, do you ever get a shooting pain in your neck like someone has a voodoo doll of you … More

Joe: “My wife asked me to put ketchup on our shopping list.” Pete: “Did you do it?” Joe: “Yes, but … More

Joe: “I was playing chess with my girlfriend and she said, “Let’s make this interesting.” Pete: “What did you do?” … More

Joe: “I have an imaginary friend and he keeps making fun of me.” Pete: “How so, Joe?” Joe: “He keeps … More

Joe: “My girlfriend text me to say she was breaking up with me because I am too childish.” Pete: “What … More