Joe: ” I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places.” Pet: “That’s too bad. What did the … More

Joe:  “I’m addicted to brake fluid.” Pete: “That’s terrible.” Joe: “No problem, I can stop whenever I want. Source

Question: Why did the grape go out with a prune? Answer: He couldn’t find a date! Source

Joe:  “I got a job at a paperless office.” Pete: “How’s it working out? Joe: “Everything was great until I … More

Joe: “My boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?” Pete: “What did you tell your boss?” … More

Question: What did the doctor say to the man who got sick at the airport? Answer: It’s a terminal illness … More

Question: How do you invite a fish to your party? Answer: Drop it a line. Source

Question: How do you properly identify a dogwood tree? Answer: By it’s bark. Source

Question: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team? Answer: She ran away from the ball. Source