Joe: “My girlfriend says she wants a long distance relationship with me.” Pete: “How is that working, Joe.” Joe: “As … More
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Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “Two years ago my girlfriend borrowed a hundred dollars from me.” Pete: “Did she pay it back.” Joe: “Yesterday, … More
Today’s Smile 😃
Two fish are sitting in a tank. One looks over at the other and says: “Hey, do you know how … More
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “Last night my girlfriend hinted she was going to break up with me.” Pete: “What did she say? Joe: … More
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My girlfriend and I are avid readers and our reading caused us to break up.” Pete: “That’s too bad, … More
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I went out on a first date and my date asked me the name of my scent. She liked … More
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “High intelligence is what I look for in a woman before I ask her for a date.” Pete: “You … More
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I told my boss, what happened wasn’t my fault.” Pete: “What did your boss say?” Joe: “My boss said, … More
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I get so much exercise at work I cancelled my gym membership.” Pete: “What do you do?” Joe: “I … More
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I interviewed for a sales job and during the interview the boss said, “You’re missing pages two and three … More