Joe: “My grandfather is acting strange. Everyday at 3 he picks up the widow across the street and they take … More
Joe: “I’d rather be bitten by a vicious dog than deal with my mother-in-law?” Pete: “Why?” Joe: “A vicious dog … More
Joe: “Every time I walk my dog in the park the ducks try to bite him.” Pete: “Have you figured … More
Joe: “I’m a light eater.” Pete: “How do you do it?” Joe: “As soon as the light goes on I … More
Joe’s boss stops a meeting to ask Joe what he’s doing. Joe gets in trouble again. Read on to catch the punchline.
Joe stops bench pressing at the gym, seeking a change in routine.
Joe: “My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta obsession.” Pete: “How are you feeling?” Joe: “I’m feeling … More
Today’s Joke. Joe’s on a diet without much to show for it. LOL
Today’s joke: Joe’s girlfriend is fired from her job at a recliner store. Check out the punchline.
Joe: “I posted a terrible review about my acupuncturist.” Pete: “Why?” Joe: “She was a back stabber.”