Joe: “My divorce is just like buying espresso from Starbucks.” Pete: “How so, Joe?” Joe: “It’s expensive and bitter.” Source

Joe: “My doctor told me it was time for me to start breaking into a sweat every day.” Pete: “What … More

Joe: “I figured out my job is really secure.” Pete: “That’s great, Joe. What’s the reason?” Joe: “No one else … More

Joe: “I tried to explain to my three year old son that it’s normal to poop in your pants.” Pete: … More

Joe: “Time really flies at work. My day seems over almost as soon as it starts.” Pete: “That’s great, Joe. … More

Joe: “I’ve got a dental appointment for my toothache.” Pete: “Are you nervous?” Joe: “No, I know the drill.”

Joe: “I’m teaching a math seminar to short people.” Pete: “That’s nice. What’s the seminar called?” Joe: “It’s called, ‘Making … More

Joe: “Our marriage counselor told me I should treat my wife like it was our first date.” Pete: “How did … More

Joe: “Three years ago I asked the woman of my dreams for a date. Last night I asked her to … More

Joe: “I went to my bus stop and there was a pregnant woman waiting for the bus. I asked her … More