Dana: Brenda, what do you call a sad strawberry? Brenda, “Gee, I don’t know, what?” Dana: “A blueberry.” Source

Sam: “My girlfriend is angry with me. She said I ruined her birthday.” Oscar: “What did you do?” Sam: “I’m … More

Sam: Thanks, Sue, for explaining the word “many” to me. Sue: No problem, Sam. Sam: It really means a lot. Source

A boy asks his Dad one day, “Dad, why is my sister called Paris?” His Dad replies, “Because she was … More

Ben: My grandfather died peacefully, in his sleep. Mary: It’s a good way to go. Ben: At least he didn’t die … More

Larry: I couldn’t believe that the highway department called my dad a thief. Joe: They had some nerve. Larry: But … More

Question: How does NASA organize a party? Answer: They planet. Source

Mike: Why are math books so darn depressing? Jack: I have no idea. Why? Mike: They’re literally filled with problems. … More