Joe: “My girlfriend says she wants a long distance relationship with me.” Pete: “How is that working, Joe.” Joe: “As … More
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Joe: “Two years ago my girlfriend borrowed a hundred dollars from me.” Pete: “Did she pay it back.” Joe: “Yesterday, … More
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Joe: “I used to think the brain was the most important organ.” Pete: “it’s not?” Joe: “Well, consider who’s telling … More
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Joe: “My girlfriend and I are avid readers and our reading caused us to break up.” Pete: “That’s too bad, … More
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Joe: “I went out on a first date and my date asked me the name of my scent. She liked … More
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Why was the pediatrician always losing his temper? Because he had little patients! Source
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Why was the computer so tired when it got home? Because it had a hard drive! Source
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I told my physical therapist that I broke my arm in two places. My therapist told me to stop going … More
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A man seated at a bar turns to the man sitting next to him and says, “Hello, where are you … More
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Husband: “When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?” Wife: “I clean … More