Why did the burglar shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway.

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The cable repairman was on my street and asked me what time it was. I told him it is between … More

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I told my dad that he should embrace his mistakes. He had tears in his eyes. Then he hugged my … More

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now. Source

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Me: “Do you think it’s strange to talk to yourself?” Me: “No.” Source

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