Mom: “Doctor, please, my son ate some cement. What can I do?” Doctor: “First of all, don’t give him anything … More

Joe: “My son told me there was a  man at the door collecting for the nursing home.” Pete: “What did you … More

Joe: “My wife and I decided we do not want children.” Pete: “Are you sure?” Joe: “Yes. If you know … More

Mary: “My old aunts would come and tease me at weddings, “Well Sarah? Do you think you’ll be next?” Pat: … More

Joe  “I had one too many drinks after work, so I decided to take the bus home instead of driving … More

Joe: “My wife ask me if it was time we thought about a new baby.” Pete: “What did you say?” … More

Husband: “Wow, honey, I never thought our son would go that far!” Wife:  “Yeah, the catapult is really amazing. Go … More

Joe: “My girlfriend and I went to a restaurant and the waiter ask me if I wanted red or white … More

A man walks into a police station and tells the desk sergeant, “My wife’s gone missing.” The desk sergeant says, … More

Joe: “What’s the one thing snipers can’t tell their wives?”   Pete: “I’m not sure, what?” Joe: “I missed you … More