Al: Bill, What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Bill: Gosh, I don’t know. Al: Same middle … More
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Mary: What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Sally: What? Mary: OMG!!!!!!! BREATHE!! BREATHEEEEE!!!!!
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Question: How does NASA organize a party? Answer: They planet. Source
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Mike: Why are math books so darn depressing? Jack: I have no idea. Why? Mike: They’re literally filled with problems. … More
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Mike: Pat, did you hear about the statistician who drowned crossing the river? Pat: No. Mike: It was three feet … More
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Mike: I tried to sure the airlines for misplacing my luggage. Pat: What Happened? Mike: I lost my case.
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Question: How do you stay warm in a freezing cold room? Answer: Stay in a corner, where it’s always 90 … More
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Did you hear about the mathematician whose afraid of negative numbers? She’ll stop at nothing to avoid them. Source
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Question: Why should you worry about the math teacher holding graph paper? Answer: She’s definitely plotting something. Source
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Question: What did one plate say to the other plate? Answer: Dinner is on me! Source