Two dogs are lying on the grass. One dog goes, “Woof, woof.” The other dog says, “I was just going … More

Joe: “My girlfriend was excited I didn’t have to work on Friday.” Pete: “What made you think she was excited?” … More

Joe: “I asked my girlfriend if she minded if let my pet sleep with us.” Pete: “What did she say?” … More

Joe: “My girlfriend told me it’s weird to sleep with the bedside lamp on.” Pete: “What did you say?” Joe: … More

Joe: “I went to the gym today and spent 20 minutes bending and stretching.” Pete: “Good work, Joe.” Joe: “When … More

Joe: “I finally decided to start working out.” Pete: “How did it go?” Joe: “I did 15 minutes of cardio, … More

Joe: “I think my old uncle is losing it. He told me he goes to the bathroom every day at … More

Joe: “I gave my guitar to an armless beggar.” Pete: “He can’t play guitar. What did he say?” Joe: “He … More

Joe: My son asked me, ‘What’s it like to have the greatest son in the world?” Pete: “What did you … More

Joe: “My girlfriend is so manipulative.” Pete: “Why are you living with her?” Joe: “Because she is so manipulative.” Source