Joe: “I’ll always remember my grandpa’s last words.” Pete: “What were they?” Joe: “He said, “Stop shaking the latter, Joe.”

Joe: “My ex girl friend keeps missing me.” Pete: “She does” Joe: “Yes, but her aim keeps improving.”

Joe: “Pete, you want to my idea of an honest relationship?” Pete: “What are you thinking, Joe.” Joe: “Giving my … More

Joe: “This weekend I’m planning for the future.” Pete: “How so, Joe?” Joe: “Instead of one case of beer, I’m … More

Joe: “I have this crazy fear about speed bumps.” Pete: “Have you sought help?” Joe: “Yes. I’m slowly getting over … More

Joe: “I’m worried about my son, he thinks he is a hen.” Pete: “Are you going to take him to … More

Molly: “I told Joe to start treating like he did when we first started dating.” Sophie: “What did he do?” … More

Joe: “I’m really bad at dating. Want to know the last time I was someone’s type?” Pete: “When was that, … More

Joe: “I went to the dentist today. She told me I needed a crown.” Pete: “What did you say?” Joe: … More