Joe: “I am really proud of myself. I’ve stuck to a commitment for two weeks.” Pete: “Congratulations, Joe. What are … More

Joe: “I asked my personal trainer what machine I should use to impress my twenty year old girlfriend.” Pete: “What … More

Joe: “I was feeling depressed so I went to the gym and did bench presses.” Pete: “Did it help?” Joe: … More

Joe: “I caught my girlfriend cheating with my best friend.” Pete: “That’s terrible, Joe. What did you do?” Joe: “I … More

Joe: “I thought my personal trainer girlfriend was a keeper, but she broke up with me.” Pete: “What happened?” Joe: … More

Joe: “My girlfriend broke up with me even though I told her I’d inherit a fortune when my dad died.” … More

Joe: “I told my girlfriend I don’t like it when she makes jokes about my weight.” Pete: “What did she … More

Joe: “I spoke with my family today after WiFi was down.” Pete: “That was nice.” Joe: “They seem like nice … More

Joe: “I asked my girlfriend what she liked best about me, my good looks or sexy body.” Pete: “What did … More

Joe: “My girlfriend broke up with me because I’m a compulsive gambler.” Pete: “How are you handling it, Joe?” Joe: … More