Joe: “My wife’s divorcing me for religious reasons.” Pete: “What are her reasons?” Joe: “She worships money and I’m broke.”
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Joe: “My girlfriend tells me being a waiter is a respectable job.” Pete: “What did you say?” Joe: “I said, … More
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Joe: “My boss gave me a list of tasks. When I checked off 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9 my … More
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Joe: “I had a job interview and was ask if I could handle a variety of tasks.” Pete: “What did … More
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Joe: “My girlfriend plays drums in a band. I got her a gift for her birthday.” Pete: “What did you … More
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Joe: “My son told me he didn’t understand cloning.” Pete: “What did you say?” Joe: “That makes two of us.”
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Joe: “My lactose intolerant girlfriend told me we were through.” Pete: “Did she say why?” Joe: “Yah. She said she … More
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Joe: “My girlfriend demanded I choose between my career as a reporter and her.” Pete: “What are you going to … More
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Joe: “I’m having a problem with my girlfriend. I thinks she’s anorexic.” Pete: “What are you going to do?” Joe: “I’m … More
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Joe: “I doing real well with my New Year’s resolution to read more.” Pete: “What are you reading.” Joe: “The … More