one line jokes

Joe: “I told my boss, what happened wasn’t my fault.” Pete: “What did your boss say?” Joe: “My boss said, “I know. I’m just blaming… Read More »Today’s Smile 😃

Joe: “I get so much exercise at work I cancelled my gym membership.” Pete: “What do you do?” Joe: “I jump to conclusions, push my… Read More »Today’s Smile 😃

Joe: “I interviewed for a sales job and during the interview the boss said, “You’re missing pages two and three of your resume.”” Pete: “That’s… Read More »Today’s Smile 😃

Joe: “I lost my dog today. I’m heartbroken.” Pete: “That’s too bad, Joe. Why don’t you put an ad in the newspaper?” Joe: “Why, my… Read More »Today’s Smile 😃

Joe: “My girlfriend and I were drinking wine when she said, ‘I love you so much. I can’t live without you.” Pete: “That is so… Read More »Today’s Smile 😃

Joe: “My dog is highly intelligent. He can compute math problems.” Pete: “Really? This is amazing.” Joe: “Yah. Just this morning I asked him what… Read More »Today’s Smile 😃

Joe: “The pandemic has turned me into a dog.” Pete: “How so, Joe?” Joe: “I roam about the house all day looking for food. People… Read More »Today’s Smile 😃

Joe: “I am really proud of myself. I’ve stuck to a commitment for two weeks.” Pete: “Congratulations, Joe. What are you doing?” Joe: “I gave… Read More »Today’s Smile 😃

Joe: “I asked my personal trainer what machine I should use to impress my twenty year old girlfriend.” Pete: “What did your personal trainer suggest?”… Read More »Today’s Smile 😃

Joe: “I was feeling depressed so I went to the gym and did bench presses.” Pete: “Did it help?” Joe: “Yah, I was able to… Read More »Today’s Smile 😃