Joe: “I went to see y psychologist today.” Pete: “How did it go?” Joe: “It was going great until my … More
Tag: one liners
Joke of the Day
Joe: “When I was younger I played piano by ear.” Pete: “Do you still play?” Joe: “Yes, only now I … More
Joke of the Day
Joe: “I met a cab driver who told me he was his own boss and no one could tell him … More
Joke of the Day
Joe: “My girlfriend called me immature.” Pete: “What did you do?” Joe: “Nothing. All I said was, “Let’s go visit … More
Joke of the Day
Joe: “Pete, as they say in France, adios.” Pete: “That’s not French, that’s Spanish.” Pete: “I know. I just don’t … More
Today’s Smile 😃
Why was the pediatrician always losing his temper? Because he had little patients! Source
Today’s Smile 😃
Why was the computer so tired when it got home? Because it had a hard drive! Source
Today’s Smile 😃
I told my physical therapist that I broke my arm in two places. My therapist told me to stop going … More
Today’s Smile 😃
A man seated at a bar turns to the man sitting next to him and says, “Hello, where are you … More
Today’s Smile 😃
Husband: “When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?” Wife: “I clean … More