Why was the pediatrician always losing his temper? Because he had little patients! Source
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Why was the computer so tired when it got home? Because it had a hard drive! Source
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I told my physical therapist that I broke my arm in two places. My therapist told me to stop going … More
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A man seated at a bar turns to the man sitting next to him and says, “Hello, where are you … More
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Husband: “When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?” Wife: “I clean … More
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While visiting a country school, the chairman of the Board Of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students … More
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“I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, … More
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What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? “If your father could see you now, he’d turn over … More
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved. Source
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Q: What did the lawyer name his daughter? A. Sue. Source