27 ~ Final Chapter “Let’s play Jeopardy, Dill. You’ll be the contestant on the quiz show and I’ll play the … More
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26 ~ Gillis Informs Pickle Politically Correct Police are Not Allowed in The Golden Wok
26 Gillis pointed to the baldheaded black guy behind the buffet line. He said, “He’s the killer.” “Who, Do Re? … More
24 ~ Gillis & Pickle Do Group Therapy With Senior Citizens
24 Gillis and Pickle cuffed the seniors to each other in a circle surrounding the SUV. Gillis said, “Heads up. … More
23 ~ Gillis Can Commit for a Weekend
23 “What is it, Gills? You’re chewing on your bottom lip and twitching your nose. I always can tell when … More
22 ~ Gillis Assumes Wendy Wants to Go Camping With Him
22 “The green leaf? We talking trees? The leaves are starting to turn, Bro. It’s going to be tough once … More
21 ~ Gillis & Pickle Help a Carnivore Come Out of the Closet
21 Fleming was working on his third piece of cheesecake. He wiped the crumbs off his lips with a linen … More
20 ~ Low Blood Sugar Can be Hell
20 Gillis and Pickle pulled up to the gatehouse at the entrance to Folsom Sampson’s mansion. The guard glanced up … More
19 ~ Gillis Puts Humpty Dumpty Back Together
19 Gillis and Pickle stared at their burritos. Each one weighing more than a pound. They were covered with a … More
The Bumbling Detectives Return Tomorrow
Gillis Wants to Make Sure Wendy Doesn’t Reconcile With Her Husband.
18 ~ Gillis Tells Wendy He’s There For Her
18 Gillis turned toward Wendy Flox, “Hey, Babe. Glad it’s you picked up the assignment. We’ll leave as soon as … More