Today’s Joke

Joe: “My wife and I went out for wine and cheese and she described the wine as full bodied and imposing with a nutty base, a sharp bite, and a bitter aftertaste.”

Pete: “What did you say?”

Joe: “I said, ‘Are you describing the wine or your mother?” She didn’t take it well.

Today’s Joke

Joe: “I wanted  watch the symphony with my wife and kids, but I had to turn it off before the first movement finished.”

Pete: “Why was that?”

Joe: “Too much sax and violins.”

Today’s Joke

Joe: “My girlfriend told me she could trust me to keep a secret.”

Pete: “Why did she say that?”

Joe: “She said, It doesn’t matter what she says to me sinceI never listen to her.”

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