“Count your age by friends, not years. Cour youlife by smiles, not tears.” ~ John Lennon
Tag: smiles
Today’s Joke
Joe: “My wife and I went out for wine and cheese and she described the wine as full bodied and imposing … More
Today’s Joke
Joe: “I bought my mother-in-law a chair for her birthday.” Pete: “That was nice of you, Joe.” Joe: “Unfortunately my … More
Today’s Joke
Joe: “I told my friend Al that my mother-in-law is an angel.” Pete: “What did Al say?” Joe: “He said … More
Today’s Joke
Joe: “I wanted watch the symphony with my wife and kids, but I had to turn it off before the … More
Today’s Joke
Joe: “My girlfriend told me she could trust me to keep a secret.” Pete: “Why did she say that?” Joe: … More
Today’s Joke
Joe: “I saw a sign that said, ‘watch for children.’ It made me think.” Pete: “What did you think about?” … More
Today’s Joke
Joe: “I have an inferiority complex.” Pete: “You do?” Joe: “Yah, but it’s not a very good one.”
Today’s Smile
Joe: “My girlfriend is a big country fan. I tried to impress her with my knowledge.” Pete: “What did you … More
Today’s Smile
Joe: “I’m currently dating a twin.” Pete: “How do you tell them apart?” Joe: “Nicole has a small mole on … More