Today’s Smile 😃 Comedy

Joe: “I interviewed for a job as an air traffic controller and I was asked if I could perform under pressure.” Pete: “What did you… Read More »Today’s Smile 😃

Joe: “I told my boss I was quitting if he didn’t give me a raise. He said, ‘You know where the door is.;” Pete: “What… Read More »Today’s Smile 😃

Joe: “I said to my supervisor, ‘Can I have a week off the first week of August? He said, ‘It’s May.’” Pete: “What did your… Read More »Today’s Smile 😃

Joe: “My mom always told me, ‘hard work never killed anyone.’” Pete: “Sounds like good advice.” Joe: “But why take a chance?”

Joe: “I went to my psychologist and told her I was having a panic attack because I felt I was shrinking.” Pete: “What did your… Read More »Today’s Smile 😃

Joe: “Pete, do you know the difference between in-laws and outlaws?” Pete: “No, what is it?” Joe: “Outlaws are wanted.”

Joe: “I have all the money I’ll ever need.” Pete: “That’s great, Joe.” Joe: “If I die by three this afternoon.”

Joe: “I just reworked my resume for my job applications.” Pete: “How does it look?” Joe: “I put a lot of things on it I… Read More »Today’s Smile 😃

Joe: “Playing poker has really helped me get back on my feet.” Pete: “Did you win big?” Joe: “No, I lost my car.”

Joe: “I drank too much wine last night at the dance.” Pete: “What happened?” Joe: “When I walked across the floor to get another glass,… Read More »Today’s Smile 😃