Joe: “I said to my supervisor, ‘Can I have a week off the first week of August? He said, ‘It’s … More
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Today’s Smile π
Joe: “My mom always told me, ‘hard work never killed anyone.’” Pete: “Sounds like good advice.” Joe: “But why take … More
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Joe: “I went to my psychologist and told her I was having a panic attack because I felt I was … More
Today’s Smile π
Joe: “Pete, do you know the difference between in-laws and outlaws?” Pete: “No, what is it?” Joe: “Outlaws are wanted.”
Today’s Smile π
Joe: “I have all the money I’ll ever need.” Pete: “That’s great, Joe.” Joe: “If I die by three this … More
Today’s Smile π
Joe: “I just reworked my resume for my job applications.” Pete: “How does it look?” Joe: “I put a lot … More
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Joe: “Playing poker has really helped me get back on my feet.” Pete: “Did you win big?” Joe: “No, I … More
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Joe: “I drank too much wine last night at the dance.” Pete: “What happened?” Joe: “When I walked across the … More
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Joe: “I went on a blind date with a beautiful woman. I asked her to text me when she got … More
Today’s Smile π
Joe: “I donβt date on the 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, or 13th of the month. Pete: “Why’s that, Joe? … More