Today’s Smile π
Joe: “I drank too much wine last night at the dance.” Pete: “What happened?” Joe: “When I walked across the floor to get another glass, I won the dance competition.”
Love, Laugh, and Happiness
Joe: “I drank too much wine last night at the dance.” Pete: “What happened?” Joe: “When I walked across the floor to get another glass, I won the dance competition.”
Joe: “I went on a blind date with a beautiful woman. I asked her to text me when she got home.” Pete: “How did it go?” Joe: “I think she…
Joe: “I donβt date on the 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, or 13th of the month. Pete: “Why’s that, Joe? Are you superstitious?” Joe: “Itβs my prime dating rule.”
Joe: “My best friend gave me bad news yesterday.” Pete: “What did he say?” Joe: “He said, ‘Your girlfriend is cheating on both of us.'”
Joe: “A gang broke into the police station and stole all the toilets.” Pete: “Did the police catch the gang?” Joe: “The police said they have nothing to go on.”
Joe: “I just burned 2500 calories.” Pete: “How did you do that?” Joe: “I forgot about the batch of fudge brownies I was baking.”
Joe: “Do you hate it when people answer their own questions?” Pete: “I haven’t thought about it.” Joe: “Well, I do.”
Joe: “Yesterday, there were a lot of car break-ins at the parking garage.” Pete: “Is that so?” Joe: “It was wrong on so many levels.”
Joe: “I used to have a handle on life.” Pete: “What happened, Joe.” Joe: “It broke.” Source
Joe: “I went shopping for camouflage pants.” Pete: “Did you get a pair?” Joe: “No, I couldn’t find any.”