Today’s Joke – Clean Humor to Start Your Day
Joe: “I text my girlfriend a photo of an x-ray of my chest.” Pete: “Why did you do that?” Joe: “I wanted to show her my heart was in the…
Love, Laugh, and Happiness
Joe: “I text my girlfriend a photo of an x-ray of my chest.” Pete: “Why did you do that?” Joe: “I wanted to show her my heart was in the…
Laugh Along With Joe and Pete Joe: “I told my son his brain was an app.” Pete: “Why did you do that?” Joe: “I was hoping he’d use it.”
Laugh Along with Joe and Pete Joe: “I can tell when people are judgmental.” Pete: “How do you do that?” Joe: “Just by looking at them.”
Laugh Along with Joe and Pete Joe: “I told my girlfriend she wasn’t cut out to be a mime.” Pete: “What did she say?” Joe: “She said, “Was it something…
Laugh Along with Joe and Pete Joe: “My girlfriend said she is giving up drinking.” Pete: “Good for her.” Joe: “I’m worried she’ll dehydrate.”
Laugh Along with Joe and Pete Joe: “I read the bottom line during my eye exam: Z W I X O S T A C Z.” Pete: “That must have…
Laugh Along With Joe and Pete Joe: “My boss came by my cubicle and saw me staring out the window. He asked me what I was doing?” Pete: “What did…
Joe: “I got fired because my boss didn’t like my excuse for being late.” Pete: “What did you say?” Joe: “I said, “I was doing an online search for a…
Joe: “I’ve written a dozen jokes about unemployed people.” Pete: “Can I hear them?” Joe: “No, none of them work.”
Joe: “I called my urologist and the receptionist asked me if I could hold for a minute.” Pete: “What did you say?” Joe: “I said, ‘No, that’s why I’m calling.'”