Joke of the Day
Joe: “I’ve got a new exercise routine and it’s working.” Pete: “What is it?” Joe: “Running away from my problems.”
Love, Laugh, and Happiness
Joe: “I’ve got a new exercise routine and it’s working.” Pete: “What is it?” Joe: “Running away from my problems.”
Joe: “I enrolled in a calculus class at night school.” Pete: “Why did you enroll in calculus?” Joe: “I want to learn to calculate the slope of my life’s downhill…
Joe: “I learned I have great abs.” Pete: “You do?” Joe: “Yes, my psychologist told me I hav grea abnormalities.”
Joe: “Have you ever felt like your entire life is just a big school exam?” Pete: “No, have you?” Joe: “Yes, and I didn’t study for it.”
Joe: “I’ve discovered my life’s purpose.” Pete: “What is it?” Joe: “I’m a cautionary tale for everyone else.”
Joe: “I asked my dentist what I could do about the yellow stain on my teeth.” Pete: “What did he say?” Joe: “He said I should wear a brown tie.”
Joe: “My girlfriend takes me everywhere.” Pete: “That’s nice.” Joe: “Problem is, she keeps complaining I find my way back.”
Joe: “My friend and I walked into a bar.” Pete: “So?” Joe: “You would have thought one of us would have seen it.”
Joe: “A woman I met on my dating app had coffee with me and she asked me if I love animals.” Pete: “What did you say?” Joe: “I said, “Sure,…
Joe: “My date asked what I did and said I was eliminating all cancers.” Pete: “I bet she was impressed.” Joe: “She was until I said, ‘Next I’m eliminating all…