Joe: "I've been sober for 100 days." Pete: "That's great, Joe." Joe: "They're not in a row."
Tag: one-liner
Today’s Joke: It’s Making Joe Break Out in a Sweat
Joe: "I have a fear of tsunamis." Pete: "How bad is your fear, Joe?" Joe: "It comes in waves."
Today’s Joke: Joe Gets Advice from a Tarot Reader
Joe: "I went to a tarot reader and she told me someone was going to cheat me out of some cash." Pete: "Do you think it's true?" Joe: "That was the best $200 I've spent."
Today’s Joke: Joe and His GF Have a Toilet Paper Issue
Joe: "My girlfriend and I always fight over the right way round to hang the toilet paper, so asked my therapist what we should do." Pete: "What did your therapist suggest?" Pete: "My therapist suggested we try the other person’s way for a week. You know roll reversal."
Today’s Joke: Joe Stopped Wearing Eyeglasses.
Joe: "I not wearing eyeglasses anymore." Pete: "Did you have eye surgery?" Joe: "No. I've seen enough."
Today’s Joke: Does Joe Have a Marriage Phobia?
Joe: My therapist told me I might have a marriage phobia. She asked if I thought I had any symptoms? Pete: "What did you say?" Joe: "I said, 'I can't say I do.'"
Today’s Joke: Joe’s GF Compares Joe to a Commercial
Joe: "My girlfriend told me I was like a TV commercial." Pete: "Did she tell you what she meant?" Joe: "Yah, she said, she couldn't believe a word I said."
Today’s Joke: Joe’s GF Asks Him a Question
Joe: "My girlfriend asked me what an anniversary and toilet have in common." Pete: "What did you say to her?" Joe: "I shook my head and she said, "Men always miss them."
Today’s Joke: Joe’s GF Wants a Fun Night
Joe: "My girlfriend said, 'Let's go out and have fun tonight." Pete: "What did you say?" Joe: "If you get home before me, leave the light on."
Today’s Joke: Joe’s GF Takes Off
Joe: "My best friend ran off with my girlfriend." Pete: "What are you going to do about it?" Joe: "Pray for him."